college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com
college: ur in
the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
Can we discuss how really, really cool it is that Olivia Wilde is breastfeeding her son for Glamour magazine?
Can we establish that it’s really amazing that it will be showcasing female breasts for their intended purpose and showcases her as a mother, just doing mother things?
Can I say that I find this unbelievably cool and I’m really glad it’s a thing that’s happening?
Even if I can’t, I’m gonna. Because it is and I’m really glad it’s happening.
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch
My family’s expectations were very low, I think. None of us were from Hollywood and if I booked a Carl’s Jr. commercial they were like, “Holy Shit! That’s so cool.”Chris Pratt, Prestige (2014)