just ride

celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

ex-wife:

literally the same character how did they get away with this

ejacutastic:

 how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

ejacutastic:

 how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

feelingsanti:

i’m not like other girls

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms

at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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tittyholdin:

vinebox:

The disappointment in his face.

lmfao

titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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communistbakery:

you can see his accent omfg

bgcfavs:

me babysitting bad ass kids.

lilrnama:

and they say romance is dead

lilrnama:

and they say romance is dead

Scratching a mosquito bite