just ride
communistbakery:

the only keyboard I need

communistbakery:

the only keyboard I need

I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up.
My friend’s Mom  (via oitheresawargoingonhere)

valvesoftware:

going to college like

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lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.

jensenshnackles:

This one time when I was about 13 I got swine flu and had to stay off school for 2 weeks. While I was off somebody spread a rumour that I wasn’t there because I’d been hit by a truck and died. So when I came back into school I walked into English class and everybody started screaming and I cried.

straylightjay:

10 questions to never ask a transgender person by Laura Jane Grace

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

croptopboy:

bitch: show me the receipts 

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missrobichaux:

me when i come across receipts of my fave being problematic

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bonerbae:

boy moans are so nice

urbran:

dennys:WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?is nothing sacred to you Denny’s?

urbran:

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

is nothing sacred to you Denny’s?